January 2011
The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
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I Love The Way You Lie
I don’t get it. I mean, it honestly does not make any sense. I’m good at matchmaking, not to brag or anything. I’ve set up a number of people. And even if it doesn’t work out in the end, it’s not as if they look back and go, “What the fuck was I thinking?!”
Now, a friend of mine (I would say, at least) just went through a tough breakup. Promise rings,...