He was making me laugh.
Here’s a rare shot of us pretending to like each other!

He was making me laugh.
Here’s a rare shot of us pretending to like each other!


Can you tell that I had only slept for less than two hours?

Can you tell that I had only slept for less than two hours?


I have a class for bank training at 9am. So I’m drinking whiskey instead of sleeping. Fuck the system

I have a class for bank training at 9am. So I’m drinking whiskey instead of sleeping. Fuck the system


Hi there followers!! I know you’ve missed my face :P

No but seriously. I got referred to as ‘the hot one’ tonight so I’m kinda proud

Hi there followers!! I know you’ve missed my face :P

No but seriously. I got referred to as ‘the hot one’ tonight so I’m kinda proud


We’re kind of awesome. And can you tell we like zombies? And oh look, we found a hearse!

We’re kind of awesome. And can you tell we like zombies? And oh look, we found a hearse!


He forced me to take the picture with him. God, I’m small.

He forced me to take the picture with him. God, I’m small.


Sweetest man in the world

Sweetest man in the world


“Now I want a picture with all the ladies.”

“Now I want a picture with all the ladies.”


Mustaches!

Mustaches!